i was creating all those cute scenarios in my head and guess how many of them happened in real life thats right none
(via franzisucks)
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
(via gashkarth)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via camillesaurus)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via camillesaurus)
